We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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