So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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