I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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