i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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