I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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