Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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