I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I miss vodka workout Fridays
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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