wat bout pragnant strippers??
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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