Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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