Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I touched a dick in church today
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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