He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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