somebody snuck up and got me drunk
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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