This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
