i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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