But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Farmville is her only friend.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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