Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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