So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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