drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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