did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.