I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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