Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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