Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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