nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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