ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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