So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
