i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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