he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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