so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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