Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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