I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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