Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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