I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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