how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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