i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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