I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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