We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
