Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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