can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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