Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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