New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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