I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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