She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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