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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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