Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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