took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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