I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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