I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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