Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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