what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize