He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
