Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize