Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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