Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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