walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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