I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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